Michael on Ebay

I found an old Michael Jackson record in my dusty collection. It's the Off The Wall LP. I thought I might sell it on ebay. It seems that 2038 people had the exact same idea. I'll be keeping my copy.

Ahhh, They Got Me!!!

I just downloaded "Thriller" (25th anniversary edition) from Amazon.com!

(Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ku-sa.)

Doesn't matter if you're black or white, just pick one!

Michael Jackson was extremely cute when he was still black. I can't imagine what was going through his mind that messed that up.

I can't think of a single song he or the Jackson Five did that I didn't like. Although I guess I'm one of the four people in America who didn't buy the Thriller album.